What was it that Tina Fey said, as Palin, in the awesome debate "parody" the other night? Something like, "And I think marriage should be between two unwilling teenagers..."
Man, that made me laugh.
And, I've been thinking about the sanctity of marriage. You know, what if she's right? What if marriage is holy, and should only be reserved for those (one man and one woman) who are joining together in a union that no gay person could understand. Something sacred, that results in children (the more the better) and a big family that drives around in an SUV and eats a lot of fast food. So, I started looking around the internet, and found some really touching pictures of straight couples that really illustrate the point that marriage should remain "traditional" and "as God intended." Here is what I found:
(McCain)
Sweet huh?
Wait, what's that? You're trying to tell me that none of these couples are together anymore? How can that be?! God wanted them to be together. Forever and ever!!
I feel so confused! I thought that these couples were holy and sacred.
What's that I hear? Oh, church bells. And guess what? they're not coming from City Hall.
Vote no on 8. Even if you're straight. Even if you don't know any gay people. Even if you don't understand homosexuality.
the end.
