sorry, blog

i've ignored you so.

update! signing house papers tomorrow and will know when the sellers will be out. GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!!! hha. Remember Amityville Horror? Maybe we should put some flies in the house and drip blood down the walls.






Speaking of horror films, we (well, I) rented Midnight Meat Train the other night. It was...okay. I just got really annoyed when there was a fist fight. I hate fist fights in horror films.










In other news:
She's kinda pretty, but ...yeah, that's all.


This woman is rad (watch til the end):



question, however. Why the buzz around Katherine McPhee? is she still famous?
I also like how the papz are asking everyone about same sex marriage now. I feel so famous, it's like they're asking about me.

Be careful out there, gay friends. Maybe go somewhere where the Mayor is not a caveman?

This is for SJ, since she totally loves this woman. (snort snort) I thought getting married and having a few litters meant "forever." I am devastated.

This commercial makes me misty.



Please don't become Governor of my home state. I'll give you some sopapillas if you don't.

Warning, this might be the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

I know Perez Hilton is doing some good in the world lately by speaking up about gay rights, but even I don't LOVE him.

and last but not least...

NEW CYNDI SONG. wheee!

(bye.)

waiting. and S&M masks.

Bid on house. Hello, bank? Do you like our offer? Could you let us know...thanks? We are developing ulcers. Call us, thanks, bye.


Things almost distracting me:

Po and Puddin' as S&M masks! This makes me laugh. (photo by Coyote)



This nutty kid:



This is fun. I didn't have enough patience for the whole rotation. I got hungry for sushi.

A bill named after Octomom.
Awesome.

Speaking of crazy parents. Is this the future of parenting? Next...drive-up orders.

I find it interesting that one of the smartest women in the world owns dogs that are known to be..well, not the brightest dogs in the park.

You know I love my Angie, but this is funny:" Salt is about some spy who pouts her lips a lot, shoots things and frowns whenever she's in a tricky situation. Same Angie shit. You can just call this shit Lara Smith Is Wanted In Sixty Seconds." tee hee!



If only the world was filled with unicorns, rainbows and pink dolphins. We're getting there!

okay, gonna take a bath. and gonna go dream of a house with 2 sinks.

back from the flu bed

(see monster link for artist info)

finally. that was a killer flu. eegads. anyway, moving on.

We made another offer on a home. A green craftsman. Really, really nice on a cute street. Our chances on winning the bid? Um, probably 76 to 1. Wish us luck.

things I'm seeing today:

Cool monstery kind of creatures!

Another missing girl. A trailer. A teenage babysitter/girlfriend. AND 44 registered sexual offenders who live within a five-mile radius?? WHAT?

I hope Gavin squashes this beotch.

I love dolphins (almost as much as I love sharks). Here's a story of dolphin friends that warms the heart. Get better soon, little guy!

I think it's funny that this story has been on sfgate's homepage for 2 days. So, of course I had to go watch video from the Wife Swap episode. It's true, the dude's a douche.

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE is no joke.

I want to be rich, but not this badly.

Look at these photos! Little pittie pumpkin faces!

Gotta run. we have a 1:00 meeting today. WHO SCHEDULES A 1:00 MEETING?

the flu, stomach knots, and other fun feelings

"Why didn't you get a flu shot!?" said my mom, but you know what...I'd rather have the real 24-hour thing than a low grade version coursing through my veins. Call me old-fashioned. But anyway, it's been an icky week all in all so far, and it's only wednesday.

The night the flu took over my soul, I had the worst dreams. See, we put a bid on a "fixer-upper" on Sunday, and the anxiety of the whole thing, combined with the stomach bug, made for a sweaty night of house nightmares. Eck, it was horrible. So, I'm glad to be coming out of that ordeal. We still haven't heard about the house, and the anxiety of not knowing either way has been taking its toll on me, that's for sure. "You don't look very good," said my coworker today. I couldn't argue.

Anyway, things catching my eye:

Ew, Ew, Ew, this is a terrible, horrible news story out of NY. "Police are retracing the route the van drove in attempt to find body parts, he said." oh, god.







I know SJ thinks I'm obsessed with the human puppy machine, but hey, it keeps getting weirder and weirder! Obsessed with Angelina! On food stamps! A website asking for donations!? Make sure to look at the old pictures of her. Once she was less crazy.





I'm glad a senior pup won the show, but I wish it had been a Terrier!

Pull to the right when you see this vehicle! Yikes!

I hate this guy. I bet there are some pissed off gay hounds waiting for him in hell.

Am i the only one that thinks that this guy Adam on American Idol looks JUST like Daniela Sea, Max from the L Word?




OMg, they are the same person!

okay, gotta run go get the wife from BART. buh buy.