sorry, blog

i've ignored you so.

update! signing house papers tomorrow and will know when the sellers will be out. GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!!! hha. Remember Amityville Horror? Maybe we should put some flies in the house and drip blood down the walls.






Speaking of horror films, we (well, I) rented Midnight Meat Train the other night. It was...okay. I just got really annoyed when there was a fist fight. I hate fist fights in horror films.










In other news:
She's kinda pretty, but ...yeah, that's all.


This woman is rad (watch til the end):



question, however. Why the buzz around Katherine McPhee? is she still famous?
I also like how the papz are asking everyone about same sex marriage now. I feel so famous, it's like they're asking about me.

Be careful out there, gay friends. Maybe go somewhere where the Mayor is not a caveman?

This is for SJ, since she totally loves this woman. (snort snort) I thought getting married and having a few litters meant "forever." I am devastated.

This commercial makes me misty.



Please don't become Governor of my home state. I'll give you some sopapillas if you don't.

Warning, this might be the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

I know Perez Hilton is doing some good in the world lately by speaking up about gay rights, but even I don't LOVE him.

and last but not least...

NEW CYNDI SONG. wheee!

(bye.)

Nothing says Grown Up...

like changing your renter's insurance to homeowner's insurance. Whoot!!!

other things happening:

I don't have the swine flu (yet), despite coworkers coming in sick (and one is in Mexico on vacation).



this is funny. remember, this is the guy who just had his tongue bit off by a prostitute. whoops:




Ignorant dinosaur speaks about an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT.

Enlightened woman speaks about equality.

Lie buster.

Miss CA gets uglier.

The Zodiac Killer had a sidekick?


and last but not least, I'm trying on Twitter for kicks. I have a whopping 12 followers. I am taking the internet by storm!!!

ttfn.

bid accepted. i think this is "escrow"...

happiness. yay! stress. anxiety. inspections. loan papers. appraisals. sewer video.

i am just trying to hang in there. and yes, that picture in the last post...that's our new backyard!

okay, to talk about something else for a minute...

in today's news:

STUPID article. "Sisterly love"? gag! fashionable and acceptable? bleck.

RIP horses and ponies. UG, the pharmacy is to blame. That's so sad.

Sign us up! Anyone want to shoot a movie in a cottage??

This is cool!

The Huckaby story gets scarier and scarier.

Fun! Make your own 12 Galaxies sign!

and last but not least, be sure to check out this video. It will make you feel very glad that you are you.

ttfn.

s.o.s.

still.trying.to.buy.house.
offer.number.9.on.the.table.
please.send.luck.

emotional roller coaster & a one-eyed dog

Okay, where do we sign up for the 1st time home buyers support group? Seriously.

You come across an article like this, read the comments, and your heart kind of explodes a little. Maybe renting (and paying for my landlord's Lexus SUV) isn't THAT bad? ARGGGGG!!!!

Oh, and we've could have written this.

anyway...

This video makes me want to sharpen the ends of rainbows and shoot them at these idiots. Lightning bolts!? Where are the volcanoes, tornadoes, and earthquakes the gays are responsible for too?



(don't they look so sad and concerned? maybe they should be more mad and concerned about this, this, this, or this. .)

PS. here are the audition tapes for that shitty video. So, wait...which one is really the doctor!??

And, really, today is pretty shitty all the way around. I had no idea that our staff morale ("morale") breakfast wasn't being paid for by our work, I keep hearing budget cuts, budget cuts, budget cuts (when is one gonna cut me??), and something that seemed hopeful (not a house, something else) may not be as hopeful anymore. sigh. what could make it better?

WINK could make it better. I feel in love with her last night. I really wanted to just take her home on the spot, but Puddin' would be so mad. Anyway...she's on my mind...

Dear Oakland,

Why do act like it's totally easy to buy a house w/in your boundaries, when in realty you are like a fortress? Just wondering.

******
Anyway...let's not talk about homes right now. I will just say one word though..as a mantra...built-ins. okay...

so what is happening out there?:

Vermont joins Iowa at thumbing its nose to the backwards bigots in CA.
They're actually probably pulling their fingers down their face, and saying "FACE!!!"

Truly sad, sad news about Sandra, who had been missing in Tracy. There is an evil person out there, and I hope they get what's coming to them. Especially if it ends up it's the pastor.

More evil people.

MORE EVIL PEOPLE. wtf is happening out there? How many men are going to kill their families and then themselves. Just kill yourselves, jerks, and leave your families to revel in your being gone.

She likes gays and Boston Terriers? I love her!!

O'Reilly is probably gay.

Yay, little cattle dog!

and I think i'll end with this:

tired. waiting. tired & waiting.

Dear blog,
I've been very busy lately, sorry I've been MIA. My sister and nephew came to visit, and they ran us ragged. Alcatraz, house hunting, kayaking, surfing, dog parks, brunch @ the Ritz...my 43 year old sister and 18 year old nephew have more energy than a pack of kittens.

Even Puddin had to sit down for some r&r time.



Anyway, we are anxiously awaiting to hear about a house we bid on Thursday. And I do mean anxiously. This one feels different for reasons I won't go into here, and I don't want to curse it. I just will continue to wait. Ug.

In the meantime, some distractions:

The worst thing ever. How did grandma not hear what was going on?? wtf.

I though I was going gray!

Yes, I'll marry you, Kathy Griffin!

Is she flagging a gay pride flag?

Ha! SJ, you're right. This is hilarious! Twitter, twatter.



okay, bye.

emotions

SAD THINGS:

RIP Natasha Richardson. What a cool woman. AIDS activist. and just seemed so very nice. Her death is just SAD.

The Parkway Speakeasy in Oakland is closing. NOO! Beer, pizza, couches and Rosemary's Baby. I have only been a few times, but we were really excited about the Parkway since we're eventually going to be living in Oakland.


COOL THINGS:



Redefining. or Defining, actually.



STUPID THINGS:

Gay guy and desperate wife are staying together! Christians everywhere rejoice!!

They are not interesting enough for a chart that follows the course of their relationship.

"Life Lessons from an Idiot" on sale soon.


FUNNY THINGS:

Weird facebook groups.


Meat baby.


HOPEFUL THINGS:

awesome things.

Sexy people. And lots of them.



A very, very friendly turtle:



a turtle..dog??

Chocolate, but not for your dogs.

This yard (we're going to look at sunday):



TOY FACTORY!

I AM HUNGRY. Seriously, this looks so good right now:



And...last but not least: Baby Weaves.

bye!

annoying things

1. Not getting your offer accepted on a house you want, despite the fact you bid $35,000 over asking.

2. "ninjas"


3. Dirty dishes in the work sink. It's always the same person, who thinks that if you complain about it, you "need a prescription."


well, i'm sick of seeing oatmeal floating around when i go prepare my lunch. so..



which reminds me, have you seen this site? LOVE IT.

4. bigots with money

5. in some states gays can't adopt, but .....

6. see #5

7. Again, we are less than.

8. See #7.

9. not being able to come into work at 9:30 like somepeople.

i think that's enough for one day, yeah?