Nothing says Grown Up...

like changing your renter's insurance to homeowner's insurance. Whoot!!!

other things happening:

I don't have the swine flu (yet), despite coworkers coming in sick (and one is in Mexico on vacation).



this is funny. remember, this is the guy who just had his tongue bit off by a prostitute. whoops:




Ignorant dinosaur speaks about an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT.

Enlightened woman speaks about equality.

Lie buster.

Miss CA gets uglier.

The Zodiac Killer had a sidekick?


and last but not least, I'm trying on Twitter for kicks. I have a whopping 12 followers. I am taking the internet by storm!!!

ttfn.

bid accepted. i think this is "escrow"...

happiness. yay! stress. anxiety. inspections. loan papers. appraisals. sewer video.

i am just trying to hang in there. and yes, that picture in the last post...that's our new backyard!

okay, to talk about something else for a minute...

in today's news:

STUPID article. "Sisterly love"? gag! fashionable and acceptable? bleck.

RIP horses and ponies. UG, the pharmacy is to blame. That's so sad.

Sign us up! Anyone want to shoot a movie in a cottage??

This is cool!

The Huckaby story gets scarier and scarier.

Fun! Make your own 12 Galaxies sign!

and last but not least, be sure to check out this video. It will make you feel very glad that you are you.

ttfn.

s.o.s.

still.trying.to.buy.house.
offer.number.9.on.the.table.
please.send.luck.

emotional roller coaster & a one-eyed dog

Okay, where do we sign up for the 1st time home buyers support group? Seriously.

You come across an article like this, read the comments, and your heart kind of explodes a little. Maybe renting (and paying for my landlord's Lexus SUV) isn't THAT bad? ARGGGGG!!!!

Oh, and we've could have written this.

anyway...

This video makes me want to sharpen the ends of rainbows and shoot them at these idiots. Lightning bolts!? Where are the volcanoes, tornadoes, and earthquakes the gays are responsible for too?



(don't they look so sad and concerned? maybe they should be more mad and concerned about this, this, this, or this. .)

PS. here are the audition tapes for that shitty video. So, wait...which one is really the doctor!??

And, really, today is pretty shitty all the way around. I had no idea that our staff morale ("morale") breakfast wasn't being paid for by our work, I keep hearing budget cuts, budget cuts, budget cuts (when is one gonna cut me??), and something that seemed hopeful (not a house, something else) may not be as hopeful anymore. sigh. what could make it better?

WINK could make it better. I feel in love with her last night. I really wanted to just take her home on the spot, but Puddin' would be so mad. Anyway...she's on my mind...

Dear Oakland,

Why do act like it's totally easy to buy a house w/in your boundaries, when in realty you are like a fortress? Just wondering.

******
Anyway...let's not talk about homes right now. I will just say one word though..as a mantra...built-ins. okay...

so what is happening out there?:

Vermont joins Iowa at thumbing its nose to the backwards bigots in CA.
They're actually probably pulling their fingers down their face, and saying "FACE!!!"

Truly sad, sad news about Sandra, who had been missing in Tracy. There is an evil person out there, and I hope they get what's coming to them. Especially if it ends up it's the pastor.

More evil people.

MORE EVIL PEOPLE. wtf is happening out there? How many men are going to kill their families and then themselves. Just kill yourselves, jerks, and leave your families to revel in your being gone.

She likes gays and Boston Terriers? I love her!!

O'Reilly is probably gay.

Yay, little cattle dog!

and I think i'll end with this: