MAPIWOM

Periodically I may share my MAPIWOM: “most annoying person in the world of the moment.” Of course, these are my own personal most annoying people...you may love them. If you do, let’s arm-wrestle to see who is right.

Today's Winner:
Chad from Million Dollar Listing on Bravo. Have you seen this show? It’s about young real estate hotshots who are: swarmy, bitchy, creepy, and just smell of all that is wrong in the world. Chad is the worst. He speaks like a robot, and says things like, “by order of my client, you can not come to my listing. You understand, this is by order of my client.”

Retchhhhh. Gag.

Last night we got to see Chad and his girlfriend visit his parents house in Malibu, where about 50 times he mentioned that HE IS SEEKING APPROVAL BY DADDY. We got it Chad, you were a prissy, whiny child and you let old pops down, so now you are super-agent at 30, and you have to call dad every time a client tells you how great you are, to share the good news that you are a valid human being despite his opinion. Now you have to overcompensate and talk like a robot when you're around men of your father’s age. Got it.

On top of that, the bowl cut. Can anyone take this guy seriously as they watch the Beatles do’ bangs go directly into his eyeballs? Who told him that this haircut was enduring? I’m guessing an old girlfriend probably told him that as she broke up with him.